I’m Dreaming of a Wet Christmas


I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the palm trees glisten and children listen
And there's no damned stupid snow
 
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
With every Christmas cookie et
May your days be free of sweat
And may all your Christmases be wet  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


 


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