I’m Dreaming of a Wet Christmas

I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the palm trees glisten and children listen
And there's no damned stupid snow
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
With every Christmas cookie et
May your days be free of sweat
And may all your Christmases be wet  



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The Dumbest Word This Century (so far)
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The Letter
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20 Downsides Of Electric Vehicles: Debunked
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Indoor Rocketry for Children
The Passover
The Trump Supporter
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Driving the Snakes from Ireland
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