Welcome To the Jingle

To the tune of Welcome to the Jungle

Welcome to the jingle, baby, we got fun and games,
We got everything you want and we know all the names.
We are the people that can sell you what you need.
If you got the money, honey, we cure your disease.

In the jingle, welcome to the jingle,
Watch it bring you to your advertising knees, knees, knees.
Mwah, ah, your wallet will bleed.

Welcome to the jingle, we take money day by day,
If you want it youíre going to bleed, Ďcause it's the price you pay.
And you're a very stuck up girl who isnít hard to please;
You can see the merchandise, but you wonít get it for free.

In the jingle, welcome to the jingle,
Feel my, my, my, my adver-tease.
Oh, ah, I wanna have your ey-es!

Welcome to the jingle, it gets worse here everyday.
You learn to buy like an animal from the jingle that we play.
If you got a hunger for what you see, youíll take it eventually.
You can have anything you want, but you know it ainít for free.

In the jingle, welcome to the jingle
Watch it bring you to your advertising knees, knees, knees
Mwah, ah, your wallet will bleed.

And when you buy you never
Ever want to come down,
So down, so down, so down, yeah...

You know where you are?
You're in the jingle, baby
You're gonna buy!

In the jingle, welcome to the jingle,
Watch it bring you to your advertising knees, knees, knees.
In the jingle, welcome to the jingle,
Feel my, oh my, my, my serpentine.
jingle, welcome to the jingle.
Watch it bring you to your advertising knees, knees, knees.

In the jingle, welcome to the jingle.
Watch it bring you to your, bring your wallet down, huh!
 



 
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