Fixin' to Die Rag, Russian Version

Well, come on on all you comrade men,
Uncle Vlad needs your help again!
Heís got himself in some terrible pain
Way out west in old Ukraine.
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
Weíre gonna have a whole lot of fun!
 
And itís 1, 2, 3, whatíre we fighting for?
Donít ask me, it ainít too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And itís 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ainít no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! weíre all gonna die!
 
Well címon generals, letís move fast,
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and kill them dead,
The only good Ukie is one whoís dead.
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown Ďem all to kingdom come!
 
And itís 1, 2, 3, whatíre we fighting for?
Donít ask me, it ainít too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And itís 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ainít no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! weíre all gonna die!
 
Well címon on, Oligarchs,
Donít be slow,
Why, this is war a-go-go!
Thereís plenty good money to be made
By suppliní the Army with the tools of the trade.
Just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb,
Civilization wonít be gone!
 
And itís 1, 2, 3, whatíre we fighting for?
Donít ask me, it ainít too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And itís 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ainít no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! weíre all gonna die!
 
Well címon mothers throughout the plain,
Pack your boys off to old Ukraine.
Címon pops, donít hesitate,
Send Ďem off before itís too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box!
 
And itís 1, 2, 3, whatíre we fighting for?
Donít ask me, it ainít too plain.
Next stop is Old Ukraine.
And itís 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates.
Well there ainít no time to wonder why,
Whooopee! weíre all gonna die!
 
 




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